The accounting system I use in place of a sense of humor was upgraded recently. It now features a bot which can write its own joke.

Here’s one example:

Monday’s child killed the cat.
Friday’s child shall die by the sword.
Nobody’s seen Thursday’s child in months, and there’s a stench coming from the basement.
Wednesday’s child is wearing the skin of Tuesday’s child.


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