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Month: August 2018

Oxford comma jokes

OC jokes play on the confusion that would have been fixed by an Oxford comma. For example:

I’d like to thank my parents, the Domino’s delivery guy and the Pope.

Posted on August 26, 2018 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

My tombstone

I have a few ideas for what I want on my tombstone.

One option: He sold coffin skylights to vampires.

Or:  And stay out!

Posted on August 18, 2018 by Nate Hoffelder2 Comments

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