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Month: June 2017

Harry Potter

How does Harry Potter go down a hill?

He walks. jk. Rolling.

Posted on June 7, 2017 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Pterodactyl

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the “p” is silent.

Posted on June 7, 2017 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Answering machine

Here’s my new answering machine message:

Thank you for calling Imhof Long Pig BBQ, where our motto is “Soylent Green is just the beginning”.

Posted on June 5, 2017 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Tea

Q: Why didn’t Karl Marx like Earl Grey?

A: Because all proper tea is theft.

Posted on June 4, 2017 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

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