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Month: May 2017

Reboot

I heard the Syfy channel is going to reboot Laura Ingall Wilder’s books, set on the moon.

The working title is “Little House on the Mare”.

Posted on May 28, 2017 by Nate Hoffelder1 Comment

Endings

Did you know that they originally planned to end A Force Awakens with a musical number?

I was really looking forward to Han’s solo.

Posted on May 28, 2017 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

That’s amore

When you’re south of San Luis Potosí,
And you spot a red and black T,
That’s B hamorii.

This T lives uphill from the sea,
To the south of Mexicali,
That’s B klaasi.

 

Posted on May 28, 2017 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Elephants

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they would be an aspirin tablet.

Posted on May 21, 2017 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

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