I heard the Syfy channel is going to reboot Laura Ingall Wilder’s books, set on the moon.

The working title is “Little House on the Mare”.

Did you know that they originally planned to end A Force Awakens with a musical number?

I was really looking forward to Han’s solo.

When you’re south of San Luis Potosí,
And you spot a red and black T,
That’s B hamorii.

This T lives uphill from the sea,
To the south of Mexicali,
That’s B klaasi.

 

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they would be an aspirin tablet.