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Month: February 2017

What did the dyslexic existentialist ancient Egyptian pirate with insomnia do?

Stayed up all night wondering if there was Ar.

Posted on February 17, 2017 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Why are writers always cold?

Because they’re surrounded by drafts!

Posted on February 17, 2017 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Extra-terrestrial

Q: What’s E.T. short for?

A: His legs aren’t very long.

Posted on February 15, 2017 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Timing

Q: What’s the most important A: Timing part of telling a joke?

Posted on February 15, 2017 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

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