It used to be that 3 people could keep a secret if 2 were dead. Now, they can keep a secret by saying it at the end of an hour-long podcast.

Time travel: When you absolutely, positively have to be there last week.

A group of 3 or more male millennials is called a “podcast”.

As Genghis Khan once said, “It’s best to take things one steppe at a time.”