I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Month: September 2016
Shakespeare
Ugh. I can’t stand Shakespeare.
His work is bard and he should feel bard.
Buried
Show me where Trotsky is buried and I will show you a communist plot.
Water bed
Did you read about the stolen furniture fence arrested last week?
The police caught him buying hot water beds.
Suspended
Hanging is a suspended sentence.
Folder
Did you hear about the Filipino contortionist?
They called him the Manila folder.
Reforms
I think the janitors’ union is overdue for sweeping reforms.
Fortitude
An excess of fortitude is called “five-titude”.
Beer
What do you call instructions for making beer?
A brew-print.
Style
It’s going to be a big letdown when high heels go out of style.