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Month: September 2016

Calendar

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

Posted on September 30, 2016 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Shakespeare

Ugh. I can’t stand Shakespeare.

His work is bard and he should feel bard.

Posted on September 28, 2016 by Nate Hoffelder1 Comment

Buried

Show me where Trotsky is buried and I will show you a communist plot.

Posted on September 25, 2016 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Water bed

Did you read about the stolen furniture fence arrested last week?

The police caught him buying hot water beds.

Posted on September 25, 2016 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Suspended

Hanging is a suspended sentence.

Posted on September 25, 2016 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Folder

Did you hear about the Filipino contortionist?

They called him the Manila folder.

Posted on September 25, 2016 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Reforms

I think the janitors’ union is overdue for sweeping reforms.

Posted on September 25, 2016 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Fortitude

An excess of fortitude is called “five-titude”.

Posted on September 25, 2016 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Beer

What do you call instructions for making beer?

A brew-print.

Posted on September 25, 2016 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

Style

It’s going to be a big letdown when high heels go out of style.

Posted on September 25, 2016 by Nate HoffelderLeave a comment

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