The tenth Fast and Furious movie is going to be called Fast 10: Your Seat Belts.
What’s your favorite chord?
Hre’s my new phone greeting:
Imhof House of Corners! We’re having a special on tesseracts this week – get a free extra dimension with every order.
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
He walks. jk. Rolling.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “p” is silent.
Here’s my new answering machine message:
Thank you for calling Imhof Long Pig BBQ, where our motto is “Soylent Green is just the beginning”.
Q: Why didn’t Karl Marx like Earl Grey?
A: Because all proper tea is theft.
I heard the Syfy channel is going to reboot Laura Ingall Wilder’s books, set on the moon.
The working title is “Little House on the Mare”.
Did you know that they originally planned to end A Force Awakens with a musical number?
I was really looking forward to Han’s solo.
When you’re south of San Luis Potosí,
And you spot a red and black T,
That’s B hamorii.
This T lives uphill from the sea,
To the south of Mexicali,
That’s B klaasi.