People are making end-of-the-world jokes like there is no tomorrow.
Dear Diary, I ate a clown today. He tasted funny.
Today I realized that Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a tv series which aired from 1997-2003, shares many plot elements with Twilight, Stephenie Meyer’s 2006 novel. Both works feature a teen girl dating a vampire.
In other words, Joss Whedon can be blamed for Twilight.
Or we can put it another way, and simply say that we preferred Twilight when it was the tv series Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I believe in providing job opportunities to future archaeologists. This is why I never clean my house.
I am not an escaped mental patient. They kicked me out, and asked me not to come back.